Monday, July 24, 2006
Who's Cutting Up Now?
- One box cutter ~ $6.00
- One emergency room visit co-pay ~ $50.00
- One roll of gauze ~ $6.23
- One roll of medical tape ~ $3.74
- One sheet of ruined drywall ~ $10.00
- One fingertip ~ priceless
I read somewhere you should never leave a guy alone with a box cutter and a house to renovate. Everything will be fine, Ken. Nurse Susan will be flying in Friday to fix you right up.
While at the emergency room--who did Ken run into? Dad! Hope your hand is feeling better Pop. And...Happy Birthday Mom!